January 2012
30 posts
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Jan 28th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Internal thought process:
“Yes! The package I ordered is going to be here tomorrow! … Damn. That means I have to look presentable for the better part of the day.” :(
Jan 21st
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Taking the Jeopardy! online test a day early so as...
Priorities?
Jan 19th
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WatchWatch
know-name-music: Live Performance Artist: Robin Thicke Song: Pretty Lil’ Heart  Where: Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (NBC)  Honestly, I’m mostly just into this for the hair.
Jan 18th
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“First of all, never badmouth synergy!”
– Jack Donaghy
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Just had a disturbing encounter with another apartment complex resident in which I got a mini-lecture from a woman old enough to be my grandma on letting strangers into the building. Lady, I am a law school-attending hermit, I certainly don’t need a reminder about stranger danger. If you could only see how far out of my way I go to avoid dealing with any and all fellow residents every day...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
12 notes
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
82 notes
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
8 notes
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Jan 6th
4 tags
Jan 5th
46 notes
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Jan 5th
18 notes
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Jan 3rd
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Futurama, S3E22
Hobo: Welcome to Bumbase Alpha, the biggest hobo jungle in the quadrant.
Bender: I've seen bigger. Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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My congrats to you, Syfy.
elleandtheoubliette: You found a reality TV show I would actually watch. I watched the entire first season of this show yesterday. A new years day well spent. WELL spent.
Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
42 posts
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Dec 28th
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“I think there’s just a point in every woman’s life where no pants...”
– My cousin, waxing philosophical in a conversation about our grandma’s proclivity for mumus.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
9 notes
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Dec 24th
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slippers : feet :: freshly killed tauntaun :...
Dec 23rd
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Got the last black motorola DVR at the comcast office today. Felt like more of a personal victory than it should have. Why does it matter? They have more storage space. I swear. My dad has the entire last season of Breaking Bad on his… once stored simultaneously alongside 50+ episodes of Top Gear. FIFTY PLUS. If I’m lying I’m dying. (I’m dying anyway so...
Dec 23rd
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“We need to get Dove to start a butthole hue campaign like they did for plus size...”
– Caragh Poh (whydoihaveablog) on anal bleaching
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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I couldn't not share
ifeelweirdaboutthis:
Dec 22nd
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“Big Internet rumor that Jon Bon Jovi was dead. That of course would have meant...”
– Conan O’Brien
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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It might be time to reevaluate your life when...
you have multiple ongoing textual conversations concerning the well-being of your DVR.
Dec 20th
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Liz Lemon and Leslie Knope: Post-Modernism and the... →
In a way, Liz Lemon is a 1970s feminist that is trying to be Leslie Knope - a 21st century feminist - and failing miserably.  And frankly, that’s part of 30 Rock’s comedy - it makes commentary on society’s treatment of race, gender, class, and sexuality through its absurdist storylines.  More often than not, 30 Rock aims to point out that it’s all problematic, and pokes holes in...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Found the entire fourth season of Californication...
Time for a six hour coma.
Dec 19th
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Anyone else sort their laundry by priority? I mean who wants to waste time and washer/dryer space laundering low priority clothing items? Not this efficient evil genius.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
46 notes