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This is the funniest bachelorette frog I’ve ever seen.
That or my maturity level has finally hit rock bottom.
I mean, I laughed out loud for a solid minute. Mainly at the words “poop” and “vaginal wall.”
…
Normally this is where I would ask, “What’s wrong with me?,” but I’ve recently decided that that is a question I should not be poppin’ publicly because I don’t think there is anything wrong me.
Actually, that’s a bold faced lie; I’m positive there are some areas in which I am truly challenged and/or lacking. But saying those words only invites other people to do the same, and I don’t think anyone has the right to ask me that besides me.
SO GO FINGER YOUR VAGINAL WALL, OTHER PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! Because I don’t need your approval!
/Still laughing at “feel poop.”
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This is the funniest bachelorette frog I’ve ever seen.

That or my maturity level has finally hit rock bottom.

I mean, I laughed out loud for a solid minute. Mainly at the words “poop” and “vaginal wall.”

…

Normally this is where I would ask, “What’s wrong with me?,” but I’ve recently decided that that is a question I should not be poppin’ publicly because I don’t think there is anything wrong me.

Actually, that’s a bold faced lie; I’m positive there are some areas in which I am truly challenged and/or lacking. But saying those words only invites other people to do the same, and I don’t think anyone has the right to ask me that besides me.

SO GO FINGER YOUR VAGINAL WALL, OTHER PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! Because I don’t need your approval!

/Still laughing at “feel poop.”

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