That someone posted this on my facebook wall and I accurately predicted 90% of the gifs from their lead-ins and the colors of the moving blobs & screencaps in my peripheral vision below them only confirms the suspicion captured in the title.
A substantial portion of the presents I’ll be getting for the holidays this year are things I ordered for myself.
'cause I don't see anybody else clicking “buy” on that Werewolf Bar Mitzvah poster…
Can’t one human being not like another human being? Can’t we all just NOT get along?
Informed decision? Do you think this country was founded on informed decisions?! Columbus thought he was in India! And did he worry about being wrong? NO! He just called everybody Indians! And we still do it today. Why? ‘CAUSE. You want to be an American? You fill out that ballot because you DON’T know what you’re doing! Just like when we named this country after the 4th or 5th guy who discovered it, Amerigo Vespucci. Who cares! AMERICA!