(Source: jaredeuriarte)
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Texts.
Because you haven’t truly experienced the most a Harry Potter film has to offer until you have seen one with my dad.
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Scene 1:
HARRY: So how are we going to get to London?
LUNA: We fly, of course!
*** Harry and friends soaring across the sky on thestrals, majestic music playing in background ***
DAD: Well that’s gotta take forever. :-|
Scene 2:
BELLATRIX: Avada Kedavra!
*** Sirius dies as Harry watches, helpless. Sad music, distraught faces. ***
DAD: The ol’ abra cadabra.
Re: Voldemort
DAD: I like how he holds that. I like how he holds his wand.
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James Franco IS Hermione Granger.
And/or may be a warlock.
One of the only bin Laden status updates worth the time it took me to read it. And then some.
(Source: beksinski)
Seriously though. Think about it.
Haven’t been able to hold down ONE QB since 2006. I mean honestly, stealing computers from a frat and then pulling out of a driveway without stopping with a bag of weed in the car RIGHT in front of a cop? The chances are astronomical. Voldemort’s got something against ducks.
Somewhere this exists.
