Sadly, this is NOT an april fools.
Additionally hilarious because for once in the history of Eugene, it hasn’t rained all day, so it’s not even the type of flooding you’re thinking of.
Flash flooding in Eugene.
Amazing how a town of normally timid, grandma drivers suddenly gets a little wet and turns into a horde of pioneer savages plowing through a foot+ of water without a second thought. God, it’s like a whole city of Mogwai that turn straight Gremlin and go ape shit at the tiniest bit of water.
The inevitable, logical conclusion of UO and the internet.
Fall is in the air and right around the corner, which can only mean one thing: neurotic high school seniors obsessing over college applications. To help them out, Newsweek ranked the best schools in America in almost every way imaginable, from best schools for future CEOs to the best food--to biggest party school. We don't judge.
Of course my alma mater is on the last list I think to check: “Horniest”
You wouldn’t seem to get that impression from the general attire of the student populace.