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“Big Internet rumor that Jon Bon Jovi was dead. That of course would have meant the band would be taken over by his son, Kim Jong Jovi.”
Conan O’Brien

“No, Dartmouth, you must stand tall. Raise your heads high and feel proud.

Because if Harvard, Yale, and Princeton are your self-involved, vain, name-dropping older brothers, you are the cool, sexually confident, lacrosse playing younger sibling who knows how to throw a party and looks good in a down vest. Brown, of course, is your lesbian sister who never leaves her room. And Penn, Columbia, and Cornell—well, frankly, who gives a shit.”

Conan O’Brien’s 2011 commencement address at Dartmouth

read the whole damn thing: http://www.dartmouth.edu/~commence/speeches/2011/obrien-speech.html

(via nocinshaffer)

The Brown line. Nailed it.

“If your child majored in Fine Arts or Philosophy, you have good reason to be worried. The only place where they are really now qualified to get a job is ancient Greece.”
Conan O’Brien, Commencement Speech to Dartmouth (via lanthorn)

the-girlieshow:

Tracy on Conan
April 5, 2011 

I have seen a great many Tracy Morgan talk show interviews—thank you, YouTube, thank you forever—and I can say with some certainty that this is one of his best.

alecbaldwinnews:

Conan and Jack McBrayer
Photo Credit: Meghan Sinclair / Conaco LLC

Jack: Knock Knock.                                  Conan: Who’s there?                                  Jack: Peanut.                                  Conan: Peanut who?                                  Jack: Pee, nut, the bed’s on fire!                                  Conan: What? What does “peanut the bed’s on fire” mean?                                  Jack: Well, we didn’t get it either. What it boils down to is: ‘Urinate fool, your bed is ablaze!’

alecbaldwinnews:

Conan and Jack McBrayer

Photo Credit: Meghan Sinclair / Conaco LLC

Jack: Knock Knock.
Conan: Who’s there?
Jack: Peanut.
Conan: Peanut who?
Jack: Pee, nut, the bed’s on fire!
Conan: What? What does “peanut the bed’s on fire” mean?
Jack: Well, we didn’t get it either. What it boils down to is: ‘Urinate fool, your bed is ablaze!’

It all makes sense now…

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