Today I bought a sweatshirt at the thrift store for five bucks. It has a crocodile running and carrying a lunchbox while rocking sunglasses, a backpack, and sneakers. Children play in the background in rainbow colors.
Maybe I’ll post a picture when it’s not 3:00 am because no amount of text could really do it justice.
…On second thought, he might be walking. It’s hard to tell with those bipedal crocs, especially when they’re leaning forward. Is that just their posture or an indication of speed? There is no way to know. Is Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile to be used as the controlling precedent? Someone ask the Tootsie Pop owl.
P.S. Why hasn’t anyone created a Magic 8-ball style website where you ask things of the Tootsie Pop owl and he answers your questions? Must I be the one to do everything around here?