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So this is how I’m spending my Sunday morning.Mostly google imaging meerkats, trying to decide if their default face looks permanently sinister. They just might be my spirit animal based on that fact alone.

So this is how I’m spending my Sunday morning.
Mostly google imaging meerkats, trying to decide if their default face looks permanently sinister. They just might be my spirit animal based on that fact alone.

Stared at this a lot in class the other day.
‘tis a true work of art.
I wish I could tell you how I found it. I think it might’ve come up in a google image search for “famous americans with mustaches.”

Stared at this a lot in class the other day.

‘tis a true work of art.

I wish I could tell you how I found it. I think it might’ve come up in a google image search for “famous americans with mustaches.”

Google Image Search: Ron Swanson Leslie Knope
One google image result to rule them all, one image search to find them, one “search” button to bring them all and in the results page bind them.

Google Image Search: Ron Swanson Leslie Knope

One google image result to rule them all, one image search to find them, one “search” button to bring them all and in the results page bind them.

Found this on the ol’ image roundup machine today.
Was trying to find a picture where the President was wearing a suit with a shirt that was not white or a very nearly white blue. I only found one. It was a slightly darker shade of blue. A blue that did not question its identity within the condescending, patriarchal culture of the binary world that is the hexadecimal color chart! No! It was a blue that joined the ranks of its compatriots—sky, cornflower, robin’s egg, fresh air, sapphire, and cerulean!—and marched on in righteousness, embracing and celebrating its God-given blueness!
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Turning my wi-fi off now.

Found this on the ol’ image roundup machine today.

Was trying to find a picture where the President was wearing a suit with a shirt that was not white or a very nearly white blue. I only found one. It was a slightly darker shade of blue. A blue that did not question its identity within the condescending, patriarchal culture of the binary world that is the hexadecimal color chart! No! It was a blue that joined the ranks of its compatriots—sky, cornflower, robin’s egg, fresh air, sapphire, and cerulean!—and marched on in righteousness, embracing and celebrating its God-given blueness!

Turning my wi-fi off now.

You sure do find some very. weird. shit when you…

Google Image Search: “bashful dwarf”

Google Image Search: world map typography
On this edition of Google Image Search hidden gems: I remember that I love the internet and what it provides for me.

Google Image Search: world map typography

On this edition of Google Image Search hidden gems: I remember that I love the internet and what it provides for me.

Google Image Search: Lewis and Clark College

Google Image Search: Lewis and Clark College

I can’t describe why I think this is so funny.
But I do.
Google Image Search: “beer ad”

I can’t describe why I think this is so funny.

But I do.

Google Image Search: “beer ad”

Google Image Search: Standing Bear Clipart
To be honest, I was pretty much asking for it with that search term.
But seriously, a bear wielding a club? End of society as we know it.
Also, have you ever noticed how much longer polar bears’ necks are compared to other bear species? It’s so bizarre. I feel like they should be wearing those gold neck rings like the Paduang women.

Google Image Search: Standing Bear Clipart

To be honest, I was pretty much asking for it with that search term.

But seriously, a bear wielding a club? End of society as we know it.

Also, have you ever noticed how much longer polar bears’ necks are compared to other bear species? It’s so bizarre. I feel like they should be wearing those gold neck rings like the Paduang women.

Google Image Search: AppleJacks
Omitted byline: your friendly neighborhood pedophile.
I especially appreciate that the only indication of attention to detail is the watch that was clearly left on half-ghost-girl #1’s wrist.

Google Image Search: AppleJacks

Omitted byline: your friendly neighborhood pedophile.

I especially appreciate that the only indication of attention to detail is the watch that was clearly left on half-ghost-girl #1’s wrist.

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