Oh god temple run is such an intense game.
Before this break is up, someone will be prying my phone from my cold, dead hands and unlocking it to find this game still open on the screen.
I know the whole iPad craze is cooling its jets right now between the initial announcement and the first shipments, but I just found this and it’s insane.
There isn’t even a headphone jack. Or a camera.
I can’t decide who I’m more disgusted with: Apple for producing a product that is clearly below their intellectual standards and technological capabilities, or the American consumers for exhibiting such a shameless display of brand loyalty and trendsetter-mania that they bought into what is basically a hybrid of an oversized iPod Touch without the headphones and a small, limited-functionality handheld computer that cannot play discs or be backed up onto any kind of USB device.
…wow.
Reddit FTW.
In case you don’t get the reference.
