
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Texts.
This is where I am right now this is my life
While I am not Vanessa, I did happen to be in on this particular mass (double?) text…:

(Source: juuliuuhh)
Oh god temple run is such an intense game.
Before this break is up, someone will be prying my phone from my cold, dead hands and unlocking it to find this game still open on the screen.
This is hilarious.
I was pretty proud of myself after this one.
Dear iPhone, I appreciate your overestimation of the respectable nature of my pursuits, but I wasn’t trying to write “biotech.” I really did mean to spell “biotch.”
Archnemeses of the Day: Appleman vs. Flash.
[epicponyz.]
In response to Wired.com’s scoop identifying the finder of the lost iPhone prototype, many have asked me how we did it. The process of uncovering digital footprints to identify Brian Hogan was indeed challenging and enlightening, so I thought I’d tell the story here. Heck, it might even teach…
If I learned anything from this, it’s that: