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Futurama, S3E22

  • Hobo: Welcome to Bumbase Alpha, the biggest hobo jungle in the quadrant.
  • Bender: I've seen bigger. Oh, wait, I'm thinking of Eugene, Oregon.

Delete the toxic people in your life. They can include The Friend Who Makes Me Feel Bad About Myself, The Friend Who Will Only Hang Out With Me Behind Closed Doors, And The Friend I Can’t Depend On For Anything. This an ongoing project. Toxic people don’t go away overnight but it’s important to recognize who they are and begin to cut the fat. If you’re unsure if a friend is toxic or not, just ask yourself the question, “How often do I find myself pissed or upset at this friend’s behavior?” If the answer is, “OMG, like a lot!,” you got some trimming to do.

Ryan O’Connell | How To Be Happy

meme-meme:

It’s funny because it’s true.

@vanesssalovee.

meme-meme:

It’s funny because it’s true.

@vanesssalovee.

“In the 17th century, which has been called “the century of magnificent beds”…”

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed (via keyboardpubes)

I DONE BEEN BORN IN THE WRONG ERA.

(via whydoihaveablog)

“72. Julianne Moore’s Boston accent is much better if you imagine she is partially deaf.”
Vulture: 100 Thoughts on 30 Rock for Its 100th Episode

(Source: New York Magazine)

cheatsheet:

You still get paid less.

(Source: seattlepi.com)

Truthfully, I belong to the unsung heroes that crawl around like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure whoever was there is GONE.

Truthfully, I belong to the unsung heroes that crawl around like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure whoever was there is GONE.

This just goes without saying.
Like breathing.

This just goes without saying.

Like breathing.

(Source: fckyeahbachelorettefrog)

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