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If I was happy I wouldn’t be such a cunt.
Am I not happy? Is that why I’m such an anxious, socially-challenged, snide doubter of the general populace?
Maybe.
Whatever. I don’t think anyone is “happy.” Happiness is an ephemeral state.
On second thought, what I have isn’t a lack of happiness so much as a sufficient quantity of “bad disposition.”
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Steven from TVHangover interviewed me. I don’t know why either! I answered these questions while in the school library. It was really fun.
tvhangover:
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Cast Coco in the following shows:
Glee - Back from her stint in rehab for sex addicts, Ms. Bellevue (Coco) finds herself once again teaching for McKinley High. Though Principal Figgins is reluctant to have such a financial liability work at his school, ever since the “incident” between her and a fellow teacher 6 years ago in the science wing, he is forced to rehire her due to a multitude of teachers quitting on the spot. Ms. Bellevue follows protocol precisely, keeping her sex addiction at bay… That is, until Artie rolls on into her classroom and, by proxy, her heart. Will Artie’s allure prove too much for her rehabilitated ways?
Louie - Louie is forced to hire a new babysitter. Everything about her, according to his children, is lovely. She reads them bedtime stories better than he does, cooks meals better than he does, and plays games with them better than he does. Though slightly put off that Gianna (Coco) appears to be better liked by his kids than he is, Louie is nonetheless glad that he has provided such a good role model for his children. Then one night, while the girls are at their mother’s, he turns on his laptop while a bottle of KY Jelly and a box of tissues at his nightstand. He picks a clip from RedTube.com, only to find that he has just spent the last 4 minutes masturbating to his children’s babysitter. Her amateur porn name is GiGi LaRue. He questions whether or not he should keep this modern day Renaissance Woman around. After he finishes, of course.
30 Rock - At his age, Kenneth feels he should be married. All of his fellow Hill People had found first cousins to pair off with before they were 20. Desperate to bring a girl home to his ailing mother, whose last wish was to see him with a nice woman — preferably related, though not necessarily so, the NBC Page finds himself joining OKCupid with the help of Grizz and Dot Com. His first date is with Tiph’anie (Coco). He is put off by her overly sexual ways and her immodest style of dress. Tiph’anie, however, never takes no for an answer and spends the 22 minute episode stalking Kenneth, trying to show him just how perfect they are together.
The Office - Susie Marsh (Coco) is hired as an RPE, Resident Performance Enhancer for all of Dunder Mifflin. She goes from branch to branch on a weekly basis, and the first time she arrives at Scranton with her chihuahua in tow, it appears that her job title is more than aptly named. At their first weekly meeting, Stanley puts down his crossword puzzle (a first in the conference room!), Ryan tries to desperately gain Susie’s attention by interjecting slightly true tales of his grandeur, Kevin won’t stop his high-pitched giggling whenever she talks, and Jim attempts, unsuccessfully, to look everywhere but at Susie while Pam is in the room. Angela, taking note of all of this, holds a Party Planning Committee the next morning under the guise of an upcoming birthday. However, she reveals that what she is really planning is the overthrow of that unChristian, dog-loving, Susie Marsh.
Dexter - With an unquenchable fetish for blood, Nicole (Coco) has taken to murdering to satisfy her sexual needs. While Dexter begins to stalk her to end her killin’ ways, he finds that she too only murders the drudge of society. In season 6, Dexter finds himself once again considering joining forces with a blonde female sidekick.
Those are all brilliant and now I’m a little upset I read them because they’re not real.
The Louie one is spot. on.
I admit at first I found the Dexter pitch a little lacking, but when I stopped and truly considered it, it probably would mean more scenes of that gorgeous simmering ginger gettin’ it on, so I reverse my previous judgment and now wildly approve.
Bravo! Bravo!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrkq282UCE1qgs4hjo1_r1_400.jpg)
Steven from TVHangover interviewed me. I don’t know why either! I answered these questions while in the school library. It was really fun.
[ … ]
Cast Coco in the following shows:
- Glee - Back from her stint in rehab for sex addicts, Ms. Bellevue (Coco) finds herself once again teaching for McKinley High. Though Principal Figgins is reluctant to have such a financial liability work at his school, ever since the “incident” between her and a fellow teacher 6 years ago in the science wing, he is forced to rehire her due to a multitude of teachers quitting on the spot. Ms. Bellevue follows protocol precisely, keeping her sex addiction at bay… That is, until Artie rolls on into her classroom and, by proxy, her heart. Will Artie’s allure prove too much for her rehabilitated ways?
- Louie - Louie is forced to hire a new babysitter. Everything about her, according to his children, is lovely. She reads them bedtime stories better than he does, cooks meals better than he does, and plays games with them better than he does. Though slightly put off that Gianna (Coco) appears to be better liked by his kids than he is, Louie is nonetheless glad that he has provided such a good role model for his children. Then one night, while the girls are at their mother’s, he turns on his laptop while a bottle of KY Jelly and a box of tissues at his nightstand. He picks a clip from RedTube.com, only to find that he has just spent the last 4 minutes masturbating to his children’s babysitter. Her amateur porn name is GiGi LaRue. He questions whether or not he should keep this modern day Renaissance Woman around. After he finishes, of course.
- 30 Rock - At his age, Kenneth feels he should be married. All of his fellow Hill People had found first cousins to pair off with before they were 20. Desperate to bring a girl home to his ailing mother, whose last wish was to see him with a nice woman — preferably related, though not necessarily so, the NBC Page finds himself joining OKCupid with the help of Grizz and Dot Com. His first date is with Tiph’anie (Coco). He is put off by her overly sexual ways and her immodest style of dress. Tiph’anie, however, never takes no for an answer and spends the 22 minute episode stalking Kenneth, trying to show him just how perfect they are together.
- The Office - Susie Marsh (Coco) is hired as an RPE, Resident Performance Enhancer for all of Dunder Mifflin. She goes from branch to branch on a weekly basis, and the first time she arrives at Scranton with her chihuahua in tow, it appears that her job title is more than aptly named. At their first weekly meeting, Stanley puts down his crossword puzzle (a first in the conference room!), Ryan tries to desperately gain Susie’s attention by interjecting slightly true tales of his grandeur, Kevin won’t stop his high-pitched giggling whenever she talks, and Jim attempts, unsuccessfully, to look everywhere but at Susie while Pam is in the room. Angela, taking note of all of this, holds a Party Planning Committee the next morning under the guise of an upcoming birthday. However, she reveals that what she is really planning is the overthrow of that unChristian, dog-loving, Susie Marsh.
- Dexter - With an unquenchable fetish for blood, Nicole (Coco) has taken to murdering to satisfy her sexual needs. While Dexter begins to stalk her to end her killin’ ways, he finds that she too only murders the drudge of society. In season 6, Dexter finds himself once again considering joining forces with a blonde female sidekick.
Those are all brilliant and now I’m a little upset I read them because they’re not real.
The Louie one is spot. on.
I admit at first I found the Dexter pitch a little lacking, but when I stopped and truly considered it, it probably would mean more scenes of that gorgeous simmering ginger gettin’ it on, so I reverse my previous judgment and now wildly approve.
Bravo! Bravo!
Good for you, Ashley. You go girl.
Soldiers Grove, WI
I fuckin love little kid art
In 8 years Ashley is going to learn that she can have her cake and eat it too.
I dream of owning a Mattress Room. A room without flooring or furniture, just a mattress the entire size of the room and a large wall-mounted television screen.
I’m shocked and awed. Not at the idea or even the fact that it exists—it has dwelled peacefully, diabolically inside my own brain for years now, biding time, and I assumed there had to be others that felt the same—it’s just that I’m finally seeing it in the words of another and of course they are from the sage, compatriot mindmouth of whydoihaveablog.
The whole thing is just so beautiful, it almost brings a tear to my eye.
But then I’d risk spilling tears on my dry, fluffy, warm bedding so… holding it in. Happy tears inside my heart organ with a raised fist of solidarity.
